Amazon gummy bear review
Discussion in ' Off-topic Discussion ' started by S , Aug 13, Log in or Sign up. Which one of the Top 4 did you find the funniest? Aug 13, 1. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy.
Hilarious Review of Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon
I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. Flammable liquid. Brought them in yesterday morning and a bunch of the guys immediately downed a handful each. Within half an hour they were in the bathroom. Best moment of the day was when one of them who had been in the bathroom for half an hour by that point texted one of the others.
Everything previously written is true. It's all true. Don't eat more than 15 in a sitting unless you are trying to power wash your intestines. When the rumbling started I sprinted down the hallway and made it to the bathroom just in time for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to stampede from my backside, laying waste to my home's septic system AND my will to live.
After three hours of a pelvis-shaking Gummy Bear assault, I was spongy and weak, surprised that I had any bones left. I cursed Haribo with the little strength I could muster.
Fortunately for compression shorts it didn't run down my legs!! Now I had to hold the gas for fear of blowing my entire intestines out into my shorts!! I made it home and what happened then was like something out of Dante's Inferno!!! My butt became an upside down volcano!! Best to stock up on toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner as you will totally spray the bowl and back of the seat!! I would no sooner get done and have to go again. When you get the urge to "go" you best be in proximity of toilet!!!
I spent hours on the toilet. Streams of fire burst from my colon. When i wasnt experiencing Satans fury exploding from my rear, i was laying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, sobbing and asking for forgiveness.
Im a pound man. When it was finally over, i couldnt move. I crawled onto the floor one last time and sat, motionless, until my dehydration finally required that i drink water. The other reviews are perfectly accurate. Eat two at a time. Three if you're brave. I've never experienced, or even heard of that happening. It was so unnatural, that I had to check to feel if my colon had somehow passed through the anal sphincter muscle.
All I could do was lie on my bed and pray for a fart. That might sound funny, but when you've eaten something that has basically turned you into the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka, you're pleading for relief. Contact Michael Rusch at weeddude buzzfeed. Got a confidential tip? Submit it here. View Comments. Oops Looks like your browser doesn't support JavaScript.
Customer Review. Luke · out of 5 stars See And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free. "What a deal!" I thought. Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Albanese Confecetionery Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5 Pound Bag at wellbrook.com.au
Someone who made a verified purchase of a five-pound bag of sugar-free Gummy Bears on Amazon posted one of the funniest reviews I have ever read. Whether it is true or not, I don't know, but it sure is funny. First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good.
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Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Not Safe for Humans
Photos by Meredith Jenks. There has been lots of talk on the internet about Haribo sugarfree gummy bears and how they make you make shit like a madman. According to these detailed Amazon reviews , just a handful of the bears can cause an immediate evacuation of the gastrointestinal tract. There are 53 pages of reviews on Amazon, each one topping the last with a story of gummy-fueled diarrhea nightmares. That stench is from me, seven years ago.
Top 4 Funniest Reviews of Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears
I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. Flammable liquid. Brought them in yesterday morning and a bunch of the guys immediately downed a handful each. Within half an hour they were in the bathroom. Best moment of the day was when one of them who had been in the bathroom for half an hour by that point texted one of the others. Everything previously written is true. It's all true. Don't eat more than 15 in a sitting unless you are trying to power wash your intestines.
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Many of you are familiar with these colorful German Gummies. Apparently, the sugar free substitute in these delicious bears results in consumers experiencing gastric disasters like no other. Oh man…words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy.
These Amazon Reviews Of Gummi Bears Are The Funniest Thing You’ll Read All Day
Customer reviews. Write a review. How does Amazon calculate star ratings? The model takes into account factors including the age of a rating, whether the ratings are from verified purchasers, and factors that establish reviewer trustworthiness. See All Buying Options. Add to Wish List. This page works best with JavaScript. Disabling it will result in some disabled or missing features. You can still see all customer reviews for the product. Top positive review. Reviewed in the United States on June 2, My flight was leaving at 8 in the morning. After awaking and trying to get to the airport, I forgot to grab something to eat.
Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bear Reviews On Amazon Are The Most Insane Thing You'll Read Today
But as Michael Rusch at Buzzfeed points out, the negative reviews are terrifying enough to keep customers away forever. About reviewers claimed to spend hours in the bathroom after ingesting the bears. Quantities didn't matter—some reviewers claimed they ate a handful, while others consumed entire bags. We've reached out to the company to ask about the claims made by reviewers, and will update if we get a response. Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders. It often indicates a user profile. Login Subscribe Subscribe. My Account. BI Prime Intelligence Logout. World globe An icon of the world globe, indicating different international options.
