Amazon gummy bear reviews
Someone who made a verified purchase of a five-pound bag of sugar-free Gummy Bears on Amazon posted one of the funniest reviews I have ever read. Whether it is true or not, I don't know, but it sure is funny. First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety
Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Not Safe for Humans
Someone who made a verified purchase of a five-pound bag of sugar-free Gummy Bears on Amazon posted one of the funniest reviews I have ever read.
Whether it is true or not, I don't know, but it sure is funny. First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety I was a happy camper. Not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare.
I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me. Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell He goes into further detail that you can read here if you like.
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Customer Review. Luke · out of 5 stars See And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free. "What a deal!" I thought. Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Albanese Confecetionery Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5 Pound Bag at wellbrook.com.au
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Amazon Reviews Of Haribo's Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Terrifying
But as Michael Rusch at Buzzfeed points out, the negative reviews are terrifying enough to keep customers away forever. About reviewers claimed to spend hours in the bathroom after ingesting the bears. Quantities didn't matter—some reviewers claimed they ate a handful, while others consumed entire bags. We've reached out to the company to ask about the claims made by reviewers, and will update if we get a response. Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders. It often indicates a user profile.
These Amazon Reviews Of Gummi Bears Are The Funniest Thing You’ll Read All Day
I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. Flammable liquid. Brought them in yesterday morning and a bunch of the guys immediately downed a handful each. Within half an hour they were in the bathroom. Best moment of the day was when one of them who had been in the bathroom for half an hour by that point texted one of the others. Everything previously written is true. It's all true. Don't eat more than 15 in a sitting unless you are trying to power wash your intestines. When the rumbling started I sprinted down the hallway and made it to the bathroom just in time for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to stampede from my backside, laying waste to my home's septic system AND my will to live.
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Many of you are familiar with these colorful German Gummies. Apparently, the sugar free substitute in these delicious bears results in consumers experiencing gastric disasters like no other. Oh man…words cannot express what happened to me after eating these.
Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com - The Reviews Are Priceless!
Customer reviews. Write a review. How does Amazon calculate star ratings? The model takes into account factors including the age of a rating, whether the ratings are from verified purchasers, and factors that establish reviewer trustworthiness. See All Buying Options. Add to Wish List. This page works best with JavaScript. Disabling it will result in some disabled or missing features. You can still see all customer reviews for the product. Top positive review. Reviewed in the United States on June 2, My flight was leaving at 8 in the morning. After awaking and trying to get to the airport, I forgot to grab something to eat. I usually take my time and do things in order, but not this day.
Hilarious Review of Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon
Skip to main content This page works best with JavaScript. Disabling it will result in some disabled or missing features. You can still see all customer reviews for the product. Customer Review. Flavor: Gold Bears. After a late night study session I felt confident, but I had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast. My eyelids chose sleep.
